Mommy + Kids = Chaos

Where do I begin? The fights? The whining? Shampooing the carpet with real shampoo? Breaking the sprinker?  My four year old balancing 32oz of yogurt on his head which tumbles as I am saying, “Take it off your head before it falls”? Yogurt splattered everywhere? My two year old taking off his diaper and peeing in his crib? 

These are only a few of todays trials. I am exhausted and ready for Mommy CRD (Chaos Recovery Drink).

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